Is Ms. Penelope Perfect Stealing Your Joy?
Free Yourself from Shame and Walk in Victory at "Victory for Virgins, Vixens & Vagabonds”
Does Ms. Penelope Perfect whisper words that sting like a scorpion in your ear, making you feel like your past mistakes define you?
Imagine her: starched smile, voice like a disapproving church auntie.
She loves reminding you of every "misstep," every choice that didn't fit her narrow definition of "pure."
Ms. Penelope’s specialty? Guilt and shame.
She uses them like a suffocating blanket, leaving you feeling unworthy of love, joy, and victory.
You feel her icy grip when you remember that you didn’t “save” yourself for marriage.
You hear her voice dripping with judgment when you look at the cute couple that “waited.” Look at Monica and Tyrone," she coos, all fake sweetness."
They waited, and now they're glowing with God's favor.
Maybe if you had..." Her voice trails off, leaving you feeling incomplete, like there's something inherently wrong with your choice.
"You messed up, girl," she hisses, her voice dripping with fake sympathy. "You strayed from the path. Now you gotta pay.”
And Ms. Penelope isn't just about sex, sis.
She might judge your every move, from the way you dress to your choice of music.
"Are you sure that's honoring God?" she questions, making you feel like you constantly have to walk on eggshells.
"Are you sure you're strong enough not to fall into temptation?
Maybe you shouldn't go..."
She plants seeds of insecurity, making you question your own faith and willpower.
Sound familiar, sis? You're not alone.
Here's the truth:
Ms. Penelope Perfect is a liar.
She's a bully twisting scripture to keep you trapped in her cage
of guilt. Your worth comes from God, not some outdated man-made rules or the mistakes of your past.
That's where "Victory for Virgins, Vixens & Vagabonds" comes in, sis!
This free online event is your weapon against Ms. Penelope. It's a fist pump to the sky, a declaration of your right to walk in freedom.
Here's what you'll get at "Victory for Virgins, Vixens & Vagabonds":
POWERFUL MESSAGE
Pastor Kim Bulgin is gonna bring the heat, preaching about claiming victory over your past and stepping into your full purpose. She’ll address these struggles head-on, reminding you that your value comes from God, not society's expectations
REAL TALK PANEL
Hear inspiring stories from phenomenal Christian women just like you who've overcome their own struggles with Ms.Penelope and won! They'll share their triumphs and the fire that kept them pushing forward
ENGAGING Q & A
Get all your pressing questions answered in a safe, non-judgmental space. We'll dismantle Ms. Penelope's lies brick by brick, leaving her with nothing but the echo of your laughter
PLUS
Be one of the first 100 registrants and receive exclusive access to the event replay and downloadable journaling prompts to keep the victory journey going!
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MEET PASTOR KIM
I'm Pastor Kim, an ordained Adventist pastor, a survivor of life's trials, and a rising voice in womanist theology. I'm the heart and soul behind The House of Women, a sanctuary for ladies who are ready to unapologetically embrace being both saved and sexy.
My mission? To guide Christian women, particularly those who've felt the sting of church hurt, in reconciling their faith with their authentic femininity. The femininity that's been hidden beneath layers of misconceptions, patriarchal norms, and shame.
Together, we're rewriting the narrative.
Hundreds of women have found freedom through my House of Women community and events. Now it's your turn!